Dental / Dentist Jokes

dawntomorn · 04-06-2009, 06:47

I've been receiving joke e-mails involving dentists and I must say that it is funny. I was even wondering if they do a comedic or a drama show on tv with dentists as their main characters. I don't think it hasn't been done before.

Here's my share of dentist / dental joke. What's yours?
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A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, " Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? "

The dentist replies " Sure you will! "

The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play a note before! "

darkslatebluemoon · 15-06-2009, 08:45

Hahaha... it's funny... Don't play tricks on the dentist... :lol:

cordellpascall · 15-09-2009, 21:34

A young Dentist had just started his own Clinic. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the front office. Wishing to appear the "busy dentist", the gentleman picked
up the phone and started to pretend he had to give an appointment.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate

admin · 15-09-2009, 22:20

Hello Pascal and welcome to eugenol

Unfortunately I am still testing the board and and error cut last part of your message. You have probably set to French language thus the problem. I think I fixed.
My bet is you said (the cut part): ... to activate your phone line

Great that you joined

Kitty1604 · 11-12-2009, 15:32

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted: I am Napoleon! Another one said: How do you know? The first inmate said: God told me! A voice from antoher room shouted: I did NOT!

eugenol man · 29-09-2010, 05:12

endodontist vs. endodontist

YouTube - endodontist vs. endodontist